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America Sucks and We're Moving to Canada! Day is approaching

Don't forget to celebrate! Wednesday, November 2 is America Sucks and We're Moving to Canada! Day. This special holiday celebrates the one year anniversary of the first threats from crazy passionate left-wingers that they would be moving overseas because they hate George Bush and despise people who live in places like Texas and Ohio.

Lou Minatti has some helpful suggestions for the festivities.